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Focus on the Family’s Marriage Forecast

Josh — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 20:30:22 +0000

I couldn’t help but laugh.

Read the article I’ve linked to. . . Wow. Some folks are just ridiculous.

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Really, who can’t laugh at this???

Josh — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 05:36:19 +0000

Last night . . something I really needed happened. I won’t dig too deeply, here, as writing would barely scratch the surface.

I finally had closure with my ex.

I never could quantify what precipitated my breakup with David, and it bugged me. Would I make the same inconspicuous mistake again? What if I run off this beautiful, amazing guy (Chris), too? Am I cursed with some form of relationship-screwing secret powers?

Nope! I’m fine. Great, in fact (according to David). He and I were always better friends than anything else, and I’m quite thankful that our friendship is genuinely restored.

Quick note- Facebook users– This is an imported note . .meaning . . It’s streamed from my real blog. Somebody believed I was writing articles about Chris that he couldn’t see . . because he doesn’t have a facebook acct. To the contrary, this is published on my public blog for the world to see. (Hello, world!)

I’ve been going on nightly walks, and I really appreciate the friends keeping me company via phone; Specifically Anthony, Kyle, and Jason. . . and of course, Chris. He’s been cheering me on about it and promises to join me when I’d like the company.

I’ll be leaving for Melbourne on after a doctor visit on Wednesday. They’re drawing blood to see where my iron levels are. Woo! Soon- I’ll be receiving treatment!

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Even Zombies Love Jesus

Josh — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 02:59:13 +0000

Explosm.net – Comics: Cyanide and Happiness

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Anyone wanting to date me should take this test first.

Josh — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 23:03:26 +0000

Seriously. . . Anyone wanting to date me should take this test. .

Josh

MoshJosh, you’re now logged in!

Below you’ll find your test result. After, continue on to your
homescreen to discover what we’re about.

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under 50

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 0% on avoidant

You scored higher than 0% on hypochondriac

Link: The avoidant personality disorder Test written by daseinplushie on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

I needed a laugh.

Josh — Tue, 17 Oct 2006 05:56:18 +0000

I am NOT this bad, but I KNOW people who are. Not to worry, I WILL NOT out you here.

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Oprah- The Cure for Terrorism?

Josh — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 03:25:02 +0000

CNN.com – Jill Carroll: Captivity turns to desperation – Aug 24, 2006

While it isn’t in the above article, on CNN’s “Anderson Cooper 360″ tonight, Jill recalled a time one of her captors handed her the remote control and told her to watch what she wanted on TV.Not wanting to piss him off or look like an infidel, she flipped through the channels . . avoiding violence, comedy, and anything political. There was NOTHING suitable on… until she found Oprah. They watched Oprah together.

What do you do when held hostage by terrorists? Send ‘em to Oprah. She can do anything!

Jimmy Kimmel SUCKS

Josh — Tue, 16 May 2006 05:02:55 +0000

He got me. Bastard.

I called my roomie and his bf into the room- to watch Jimmy Kimmel being rushed off the set in front of a live studio audience- apparently bitten by a poisionous snake.

Nope. Fucking May fools . . It was just a publicity stunt for his Grey’s Anatomy interviews.

Grey’s Anatomy sucks enough on its own- now it’s worse. His dumb ass is promoting them.

It’s too bad it didn’t REALLY bite him. At least it would have been an entertaining latenight offering by ABC.

Some people just “have it.”

Josh — Sat, 29 Apr 2006 03:41:42 +0000

I’ve spent several hours tonight reworking my blog- doing my best to make it look better.

I took a moment to sit back and read Brady’s Blog, when I noticed a link to another friend of his. Heh. People who can design like this simply amaze me.

I’ll just keep begrudgingly hacking away at this computer of mine and pray that, one day, I’ll be cool like him. http://www.ear-fung.us/2006/04/21/original-ilife-propaganda-poster/

Pete Pollard and Pooch

Josh — Sat, 15 Apr 2006 02:29:55 +0000

I took this picture a few weeks ago. It’s of Pete Pollard, an official with the City of Sebring (In charge of the beautification of downtown Sebring) walking his dog in a “No Dogs Allowed” park in downtown Sebring!